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THE SEXIEST MEN AND WOMEN IN MUSIC, PT 2

We’ve “had” the ladies, it’s now time for the blokes.

Put a dirty homeless guy in front of a microphone and on a stage and he’s almost instantly transformed from hobo to hipster. In other words, the stage is a powerful tool that can induce certain levels of hysteria in women/men who are that way inclined.

Add a guitar and an amazing singing voice into the mix and oh mamma! any semi-decent guy becomes instantly hotter than the sun.

Imagine then the powerful impact that someone who is actually really fucking hot and incredibly talented can have. It’s almost criminal.

As the hetro female music writer in the office, the hard (no pun intended) task of compiling a comprehensive list of the hottest dude-babe musicians IN THE WORLD has fallen to me.

SO on behalf of everyone and anyone who likes a bit of man-candy with their music, here’s Groupie’s list of the Sexiest Men in Music.

GROUPIE’S COMPREHENSIVE COUNTDOWN OF BABES AND DUDE-BABES IN MUSIC TODAY (GCCOBADBIMT), pt 2

TWIN SHADOW

Brooding, handsome, talented, mysterious and M-A-S-C-U-L-I-N-E, George Lewis Jr. is a mega-babe. There’s something about his look and vibe that says “I’m a sensitive wild boy”. In other words “I’ll read you poetry and then ravish you on my zebra skin rug”.

MARK RONSON

Mark Ronson is a mega, MEGA dude babe. He’s always so well dressed and dapper though, it’s kind of hard to imagine what he’d look like naked. Instead I advise you to leave his striped skinny tie and sunglasses on in your imagination.

BRANDON FLOWERS

I’ve always fancied Brandon to look like a thinner, taller, hipster version of Michael Buble. The frontman of the Killers is smoking hot both with and without his cute little mo, but did you know he’s one of those crazy Mormon types? All I want to know now is, does he wear magic underwear?

ANTHONY GONZALEZ

The M83 man is Mmmmmmmm x 83. Not much more to say here.

COSMO JARVIS

The only thing hotter than a funny guy, is a good looking funny guy. Cosmo is both, plus he’s got this effortlessly arty thing going on. Mix this in with a bit of English ruffian, and you’re onto something. Cute!

NICK VALENSI

And here we have for you, another pallid skinned, thin dude with a completely deadpan expression. The undead look is so hot right now. In all seriousness though, Nick Valensi from the Strokes may look a little downcast, but his hot forecast says “fiiiiiiiiiiiine”.

DONALD GLOVER

Childish Gambino is hot in so many senses of the word. His music is amaze. He is amaze. The end.

JAMES BLAKE

All you have to do is stream this cover of Joni Mitchell…

… with a picture of James Blake open in another window, and will be in love. Guaranteed. It’ll melt your heart, and then he can scoop it up and drink it, “oooh I’d drink a case of you.”

So, there it is, our list of the top dude-babes. Objectifying them has been fun.

Have we missed anyone? Tell us who you think is the hottest muso male in the world by logging into your Facebook and commenting in the section below.

Let the drooling commence.

 

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